Category Archives: Rants

  1. Anything Once (rejected Gallery article)

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    January 27, 2010 by Marc Sweeney

    “I’ll try anything once!” “Oh you know me – I’ll try anything once!” “You know what I say – ‘try …
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  2. How about a nice cup of cheer the fuck up?

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    September 7, 2009 by Marc Sweeney

    Coffee baristas – on the whole, the most miserable, seemingly soulless people you’re ever likely to meet outside of Argos warehouse.

  3. On Summer

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    July 1, 2009 by Marc Sweeney

    Apply factor 90 sunscreen… anything less? Well! You might as well be smearing dog semen on your arms.

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